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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your ...

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about I-J-K ? " Husband: "I'm just ...

Happy New Year 2023 The Philippines has reopened now for the last 9 months to tourists. I came here in May, traveled around the Visayas for a couple of months, and have been staying in the central area of the Visayas. I see more and more tourists every time I go to the big city. If you have been thi...

One afternoon an old farmer decided to go down to his pond since he hadn't been down there for awhile. He took along an old bucket to gather some fruit on his way back. As he neared the pond, he heard women's voices, laughing and shouting with glee. As he came closer, he saw that it was a bunch of y...

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, a student nurse found one elderly gentleman who was already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. She attempted to persuade him to sit in the wheelchair, and eventually insisted he do so, even th...

Tourist Visa Requirements: 1. Proof of vaccination 2. Return ticket within 30 days 3. Negative PCR test within 48 hours of your plane leaving or negative antigen with 24 hrs 4. Prove of 35k usd covid insurance 5. One health pass 6. More than 6 months left on your passport 7. A Filipino telephone num...

At the time of this writing, tourist visas are available upon entry into the Philippines for visitors from 157 countries for 30 days. One must have a One Health Pass completed with a QR code. I believe that part of this is proof of covid vaccinations.You can do a web search for One Health Pass Phili...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exact...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed ...

*Woody Allen's sense of humour!* "In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work,...