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Tourist Visa Requirements: 1. Proof of vaccination 2. Return ticket within 30 days 3. Negative PCR test within 48 hours of your plane leaving or negative antigen with 24 hrs 4. Prove of 35k usd covid insurance 5. One health pass 6. More than 6 months left on your passport 7. A Filipino telephone num...

At the time of this writing, tourist visas are available upon entry into the Philippines for visitors from 157 countries for 30 days. One must have a One Health Pass completed with a QR code. I believe that part of this is proof of covid vaccinations.You can do a web search for One Health Pass Phili...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exact...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed ...

*Woody Allen's sense of humour!* "In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work,...

voice to text sucks..... THE FIRST MESSAGE Hi Fred, this is Bob next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to find the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a momen...

The Philippines has indeed reopened its borders to foreign tourists. Tourists from 157 countries can now enter the Philippines without quarantine, as long as they are fully vaccinated, and have proof and a covid test within 48 hours of traveling. 30 day visas are available upon entry. Please check o...

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...

Happy Valentine's Day 2022 to all of the lovers and wantabe lovers.

Keep on truckin'

I took a look at my wife one day and said: “Honey, 45 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old woman. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’...