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Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. When he got there, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theatre.” ...
by jadegil6
Sun Jan 16, 2022 2:27 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Happy New Year 2022

Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year for 2022.
Take good care of yourselves,
and God bless you and keep you safe.

Sir Michael
aka jadegil6
by jadegil6
Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:15 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Happy New Year 2022
Replies: 0
Views: 36

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in...
by jadegil6
Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:54 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: hello Christmas

Merry Christmas 2021 and Happy New Year 2022.
May we all find the true meaning of Christmas and spread that around the world throughout our lives.
Take care and God bless you all :)
by jadegil6
Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:52 pm
 
Forum: Friends
Topic: hello Christmas
Replies: 23
Views: 28741

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

I got pulled over on the highway for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down ..... At that exact moment, my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr old daughter started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” “I can’...
by jadegil6
Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:22 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A teenager went up to his father and starting telling him he was in love, met the girl of his dreams. The girl was Rebecca who lived three doors from them. His father told him that he couldn't date that girl because she was his half-sister, but don't tell his mother. Saddened, the teen walked away. ...
by jadegil6
Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:17 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before the mister turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay. When y...
by jadegil6
Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:48 am
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A man was driving down the road when the stop light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screa...
by jadegil6
Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:34 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

An elderly man was living alone in Cebu City, and he wanted to plant his annual vegetable garden. But it was very difficult work, and the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man sent a note to his son and described his predicament: Dear Paul, I am feelin...
by jadegil6
Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:25 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the highway coming home from work. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out, and reached in the side compartment. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so li...
by jadegil6
Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:57 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 611
Views: 425759
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