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Re: Covid-19

I had covid when it first started, before anyone knew it was spreading around the US. I was sick for about 2 weeks with high fever, cough and body aches. I treated myself at home with fever reducer (Tylenol) and I also bought some decongestant cough syrup that I took at night. I would wake up numero...
by jadegil6
Sat Jul 10, 2021 4:42 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Covid-19
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Re: JOKER'S CORNER

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day. "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde." "Now we have a nice house, nice car,...
by jadegil6
Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:44 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all of the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came in a shaky handwriting, addressed to God, but with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am ...
by jadegil6
Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:20 am
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices tha...
by jadegil6
Wed Jun 30, 2021 5:34 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made h...
by jadegil6
Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:26 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A young Filipina girl married a German man and went to Germany. She couldn't speak any German. Every time she went to the market to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt to show her legs to the salesman so that he would know she wanted some legs. One day she wanted to buy a banana. So she took ...
by jadegil6
Sun Jun 27, 2021 9:18 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!"...
by jadegil6
Thu Jun 24, 2021 8:46 am
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...
by jadegil6
Thu Jun 24, 2021 8:42 am
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

Getting Married in Heaven A man spent all his life alone, finding no love. At age 96, he dies and goes to heaven. At the same time, a woman spent all her life alone, finding no love. At age 102, she dies and goes to heaven. As chance has it, they both meet at the heavenly library, discovering they b...
by jadegil6
Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:12 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
Views: 385535

Re: JOKER'S CORNER

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here,years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastro...
by jadegil6
Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:40 pm
 
Forum: General Forum
Topic: JOKER'S CORNER
Replies: 590
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